ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

meet up at the junction, Nancy's Bordello at 7pm ..

see you guys there!!!dont be late....=)

Panjang adds....

We shall sing along. Below is the lyrics.

Another summer day
has come and gone away
In Paris or Rome...
but I wanna go home
...uhm Home
may be surrounded by
a million people I
still feel all alone
just wanna go home
I miss you, you know

And I've been keeping all the letters
that I wrote to you,
Each one a line or two
I'm fine baby, how are you?
I would send them but I know that it's just not enough
My words were cold and flat
And you deserve more than that

Another aeroplane, another sunny place,
I'm lucky I know
but I wanna go home
I got to go home

Let me go home

I'm just too far from where you are
I wanna come home


And I feel just like I'm living
someone else's life
It's like I just stepped outside
when everything was going right
And I know just why you could not come along with me
This was not your dream
but you always believed in me...

Another winter day
Has come and gone away
in either Paris or Rome
and I wanna go home
Let me go home

And I'm surrounded by
A million people I
still feel alone
Let me go home
I miss you , you know

Let me go home
I've had my run
baby I'm done
I gotta go home

Let me go home
it'll all be alright
I'll be home tonight
I'm coming back home

Fei Bub says....

Michael Buble sings out my feeling right now....sobs**

Tukau Ponders...

Let's try taking this whole thing for a turn about to a darker side as at one time our lil blog here got all cheery. Let's all imagine that working hard brings us no fruits, that sincerity to friends only begets theirs for the moment and how long will that moment last? Is there's no point fighting our fate?. Are we are all controlled by fate via its lil strings akin to a puppet dances to a puppeteer's flicks and motions. Frankly for me, i don't give a rat's ass as to what fate is as i don't believe that its something that controls us, rather, we're the ones that shape our very own 'fates'.

For that someone who is lost, i may not have much faith in fate, but i do have faith in you.
So what are you going to do now? Are you still going to continue smoking as you watch the birds fly against the strong wind? Or make a change to be as strong and as determined as they are? Do you realise that the birds flew together? Whatever comes, we're waiting for you, so hurry your ass up so we can fly together, everyone's waiting alright?

The choice is yours bro.

GL says:

sometimes when u work hard for something

no matter how much of time u have been dedicated for it,

no matter how sincere u are,

no matter how bla bla bla.......

it doesnt mean that u will achieve what u desperately wanted at the end...

anyhow, it applies to everything, such as love, frendship n study as well...

try and learn to accept it calmly then..

TAKDIR TUHAN!

Fei Bub says....

yay!iam not goin to B18 anymore...blekkk.i had a dream the other night, i 'mati' ler...but hor, my soul is moving to a tangga, * my dad said in my dream, it's actually an elevator to heaven...so..no more B18 for me...ngek ngek..

i wonder why i had this dream, it probably reminds me that my 'sei kei' sudah sampai ler...coursework period liao...

good luck and gamba-tiao*

listen to Never Give Up On The Good Times by Pedas Girls for inspiration..

Tukau Introduces....Panjaaangggg.

Halo evelibody. it is me Tukau, hi hi yes i know you, sit down sit down. This time ah, i am here to intro our new comrade, soli ya it is a HE and also for the fact he's not very good looking...TAPI-LEH!!, he is very the tall, very the fast (he holds fastest record for running to uni till this date), his eating skills is a legend amongst us who are blessed to know him. His good points are numerous, such as problem solving, teman you to library and etc, aiya many lah! but he likes to show off his height which is quite tukao sometimes, maybe he mix with me too much liao. All in all, he is a good fren to us all and he is my dear chi ko pek brother as our face leh...always change whenever the pretty lady come near. Lets welcome Panjang!! (btw, everybody, Our Panjang and Miss KuihTalam got something going on yknow! woohoo). BTW, everybody please train up your speedskilltest thingy which FeiBubz has put up as we will have a ranking table to see who has the fastest fingers...right down to the person whose fingers are a damn sotong.

Panjang claims....

First of all, I need to clarify certain things 1 ah..paiseh paiseh.. I only post comments is because I had NO access to this blog at the very first place.

Just got back from london this morning...
the photo of the KL inti fellas aint my masterpiece... the mystery remains a mystery until someone come out and confess..

about the speed test.. let's create a chart see who top the chart... wakkakaka...

coursework questions coming out TOMORROW!!!!! sigh...
Let's piah together for this final round of coursework.
gAmBaTEh!!! everyone...


Miss kuih talam's quote : "加油!加油!加油!”
p.s. for those who dunno how to read.. it's pronounce as jia you! or cantonese is kah yao!! ^^

Tukau Promotes:

WEI the speed test thingy by FeiBubz is very the keng! all faster go train for our courseworks!! do this test while listening to some tukau songs, reli best ar i tell you, can type and feel like very ah beng at the same time! btw, our GL has notified me that his kach'ng and hips is very the pain after last nite's tiaobu session at FeiBubz room, i want to laugh at him but my kach'ng also pain leh, and you know what Shakira says! 'Hips dont lie' wan ok!? faster train GL! we go clubbing and vs FeiBubz and BuBu!! let's ask FeiChai try also....hahahah, AND who the hell posted that mystery pic!! let me see BBQ and uh...i won't mention what la, but it is making me feel very the wet leh.
No good. =(

Fei Bub ....

try this game http://speedtest.10-fast-fingers.com/

Fei Bub says....

curiosity kills the cat....

GL replies:

i guess the mystery's blog and the spot the odd one's blog might be posted by the same fellow!!!!

in short, who has posted the mystery's blog = the one who has posted the holiao pic!

mystery~~

what happen to our blog ar?? why suddenly got new post picture inside our blog, even the members of kaypohs' blog also dunnooo.... So damn WeIrD !!!!! Let us guess who is the mystery person who ask us to spot the ODD one although the odd one is really damn the ODD lor !!!haha..... chheeeeerrsss :)

spot the odd one

no matter how strong the wind,

how heavy the storm,
the birds are still able to fly against them...

i wish i was like a bird,

to go against and
can get through all these obstacles...

Tukau replies:

FeiBub, you also want to tembak me arrrr, don't worry! for sure i will walk you home, i'm not biased wan, ATTENTIOn, anybody who wants me to walk them home, please do not hesitate to ask me as i am very the free wan, lets walk together gether and sing some tukau songs.
btw, when your sister come let me tackle can ar? =)

Fei Bub sighs.....

i dont know how many fucking times iam goin to tell this.

i hate copycat.

copy copy copy....

why cant you just use your way or style of writting.huh?

tukao, would you walk me home?

i dont wanna go other way alone, baby would you walk with me home??

hehe. no offence ya.

Tukau Jiangs!:

PUUUKI YOU GL!!!

MAI WUBIN! ish, let you tembak so shiok but i'm telling you kaypoh people dont puah my kang tao to others beside our family k? and btw i'd like to thank my father and mother and all my frens for this Best Actor Award, it was not easy but i'm so proud to have been nominated and finally chosen for this prestigious award! Arigato! wahhaha.

No good man this Kaypoh FeiChai and GL, kaypoh until korek me also, sei FATTY! wait your popo come i sure kacau you! duwan carry your files in my bag ad!! haha wanna eat my tom yam somemore!! too much ar you! bo hor bin!

At least FeiBub so understanding, dont worry feimui! if go B18 ar, i sure help you to eat wan. sei la dunno where to put my face when i go find you guys to chit chat aiyoyoyoyoyo! argghhh! Hahaha wait la you all!! I will get you for this!!

ANNOUCEMENT!

THE SHARPERTON 2008 AWARD

The BEST ACTOR goes to~
Mr TUKAU BULANLAPANTIN
by the movie of 'WALK ME HOME'

Bravo!Congratulation!!!!!!

remember one thing, GL is a 8 A's student ok!
don't play play!

Fei Bub psssstttttt.......

do you know that Mick Woodley is goin to japan for a 'minor' operation/surgery???

source: Miss KayPoh Bin

GL ponders:

are 'TRUE and FAKE' so fucking important?

nah, they are neither important, think of yourself first before you make any comment on it!

the wording of 'TRUE and FAKE' are so yesterday and so last season!

* refering to Feibub's previous comments..lol!

it is so FUCKING MEAN to mention or differentiate between TRUE or FAKE!

duh, i am not gonna bother about these words anymore..

as long as i know myself, and try to be sincere to those people who treated me in the same way...

Tukau Notes....

Wuah!~ got 2 people commenting and saying good things eh! well maybe the tall one, but the short one is abit too much! Saying that she herself is guai, making us others seem like the nuah buffet eating, smoking and mahuan people ar! hehe which we are actually....*koff* BUT! still cannot let you lansi us! you think you first class can look down on us ar!! hehe kidding lah, you so chubi how to bully you hor, but wont stop me from scaring you! and where got we all write touching stuff! apala you, we bagi sikit motivation ma, need to start studying and engine all still leng leng ma. Kaypoh Bin and GL, gambatteh for your c/w k!! and Fei Chai...damn sad today at buffet...our leng lui didin't work =( chee bye eh. mahuan ar! Chicken Cottage liao lui!

Fei Bub translates...

the song i dedicated to all of u..is in japanese..in case you dont know understand what she sings about, obviously, you dont know...haha..here is the translation...

Nobody knows who I really am
I never felt this empty before
And if I ever need someone to come along
Who's gonna comfort me and keep me strong

We are all rowing the boat of fate

The waves keep on comin' and we can't escape
But if we ever get lost on our way
The waves would guide you thru another day

Taking deep breathes
As if I were transparent
I thought I was in the dark, but
I was only blindfolded

Offer a prayer
A new day is waiting
Til the ends
Of a vividly shining sea

Nobody knows who I really am
Maybe they just don't give a damn
But if I ever need someone to come along
I know you would follow me, and keep me strong

People's hearts change
And you'll stop wanting to slip away
The moon is in a new cycle
So bring the boat along

And every time I see your face,
The oceans heave up to my heart
You make me wanna strain at the oars,
And soon I can see the shore

Oh, I can see the shore
When will I.... can see the shore?

I want you to know who I really am
I never thought I'd feel this way towards you
And if you ever need someone to come along
I will follow you, and keep you strong

The journey still goes on
Even on quiet days
The moon is in a new cycle
Illuminating the boat

Offer a prayer
A new day is waiting
Til the ends
Of a vividly shining sea

And every time I see your face,
The oceans heave up to my heart
You make me wanna strain at the oars,
And soon I can see the shore

Row the boat of destiny
And even though
Wave after wave attacks us
This is a wonderful journey
They're all wonderful journies

now, listen to 'Happy Ending' by Mika

GL says:

i realy duno wat to say, but thanks again to all my dear frends..

aka tukau, feibub, bubu, feichai, kaypoh-bin, kuih dalam, miss aikun n mr seminar...

ya, kaypoh-bin was quite true as in v mz cherish with wat v hav atm...

thk god for giving me such lovely housemates n frends..

who always support me n love me no matter how nua m i...

frendz r always frendz..y shud v differentiate them as either fake or true?

anyhow, i do apreciate the times v hav gone thru together..

in deep, i was kinda miss those time though..

haiz.....

v criticised bout those frendship thingy, it means tat v do realy care bout it..

sumtimes i realy wish tat, everythg ll b jz like yesterday..

when v r stil together..

but....its all depands on u..

specially to Miss KUih TALAm

You all know what...our MIss Kuih Talam hor, really kek ki I beh ki to mention about the together things lor, such as go to library together to do some printing!!! Usually kana me and kUih Talam go nia..Why ler?? Because according to miss Kuih we are guai er ppl...hahah...But i think ah Kuih is really guai one, me ler is phun tiok er..she influenced me a lott not to be lazzzyy....hahaaa.....

Her spirit also did influences our hsemates and dearest friends..make GL feel guilty when he nvr do seminar work, make feichai happy because miss Kuih will supply her work to him thru msn, and make us happy to bully her with her favourite "potatos" meal. hahaaa....when we saw her inside her room, we all imagine she damn piah inside, manatau she is watching her IDOL 5566 program wor...so don't ingat she is 100% guai inside her room study ar..she also got lazy er time !!

she used to NIGHT become DAY, but hor DAY still become DAY la..so her sleeping hours also siao siao d!!that is why she can be our PIG college's TOP-student!! Don't look at her kecil kecil, blur blur and sometime a lil bit funny with her hand ter-cut, she is CILI PADI man!! Don't ever try to bully her, if you want to try also no problem la..but you will rasa the pedas later..hehe..Coz we as her BUDDY sure won't let those who bully her terlepaS !!!

sure now she very beh tahan to post liao..cause at first she said she just want to comment nia, I think she now sure got a bit API wan to post some of her words to reply to uS kaypohs blog!!
we welcome you always miss KUiH TAlaM :)

Thanks xxxx

when the goin gets tough

Fei Bub  screams...

you guys really boh hor bin ar..my posts hilang from the page...=( you guys really like to tembak tembak..non stop ler...

Miss Kay Poh Bin..i understand what you said,totally.without friends...i dont know who iam and where iam goin to be. though we are not moving to the same destination in our life, but you all, my friends who treated me with sincerity, which i never doubt, will always have place in my heart. all the laughing and kaypoh-ing.

 you guys really really mean alot to me.

dont ever be threatened by any difficulties in life, cos 'this is life', you have to get thru it.aight? iam referring to GL.

i never whine (besides my laptop thingy and 'pat toh yao' before buffet) even my family has problem that i cant even help.i feel so helpless and useless. did i ever whine? i cried to myself and got over it the next day.who knows? god,probably.

nothing ever goin to stop us, we are strong, i truly believe that.

this song i dedicate to all of you and whoever might so happen to read.

Life is like a boat by Rie Fu (Bleach OST)

KayPoh-Bin says :

hello to everybody here...
I am very the pai seh because this is my first post written by myself since the birth of our Kaypohs blog. .I will give it a shoot..As for now, I would like to say ALL of us no matter are TRUE or FAKE friends are still friends. Is just how much we will sacrifice to the somebody when we found out that the somebody is ke si ke si with us..This is what I feel and I am trying very hard to set aside all these so called MASSKKed friends ( named by GL ) although sometime still will have kaypoh-bin pop-out to KP their things haha..But because we are here together in UK only once for a life time, I guess we should prefer to cherish rather than just blaming ppl why acted so fakely and talk without capital !! We won't have any other chance anymore in future to study together, go gym together, go buy eggs together (especially Miss Kuih TALAM and feiChai) , go Morrissons together, buffet together (except me), travel together (although not often), makan together, perli each other ( w/o malice), cry together ( in certain circumstances only), and many many other things which we go through before..I tell myself not to be afraid here alone because I know I will be alright with my lovely friends here. Especially our hsemates, 1 seh pui and 1 tua pui ,and tukau which I felt he is quite 'yeng' (in certain things) cause he is my SifU !! haha..Thanks everyone.. :)

Message to GL; I won't be here to mumble you again because I know YOU know YOURSELF right?? At this moment, any words to you will be useless coz you will be the one who settle it by URSELF!! We are here to support you and be here when you need us..Although sometime we might be too over in saying you : 'you should do this and that, should not be like that and like this' I know you sure will TuRn FAce even though you nvr show us you. But I know you sure feel you are helpless and useless..BUT we are here not to penalise you or suka sangat to say you, we just want we all go through the rest of student life together..We can't afford to loose anybody amongst us, even feichai and feibub will not be here with us, we will still have you both inside our heart. I hope this friendship doesn't ends here!!! OK..

Too much talking liao..I think I shouldn't say much to feichai's dirtyness because his GF will come here soon to become his slave..do cleaning today, at night itself will get 'lah sham' again..I think feichai will know what I meant here..haha..that time is the most appropriate time for us to visit his room haha...

To all of US, we are not KAYPOHS only, we are ppl who able to Endure hardship as well...I believe we all can make our life as colourful as others and full of sweet memories...Thanks to GOD and thanks to everybody!!! Love xxxx

Tukau Sniffles:

*sniff* seeing all you kaypoh people being such good frens to one another...touches my heart...and how not to be? With FeiBub saying that we're all beautiful, un-fat, un-lazy and fantastic people..and with FeiChai being such a good good friend...by offering us his very 'phang' bed sheet to smell...i can smell it from here lei, ho hionggg ah!, and then that BuBu offering her support to our GL (although she whined alot in the beginning of her post), wah...you guys...make me many feeling lah. Ni xhe shui hao ler, Ni che tao ma? (i know i said this wrong, but whoever corrects me will go B18!!). BTW! let's all pray that FeiChai's 20K is for real, then we can eat NO.1 BUFFET EYAHOO!! THANK YOU SUNSWEET UNCLE!!

As for you GL!, stop being so down or you're never gonna get up, if you're sad and down, then it's alright to be but no matter how hard we try to pull you back up, nothing's going to happen unless you YOURSELF want to k? So....c'mon, Pick ur 'Kiau Kiau' ass up and let's do this man. Only 2 months left till our time together the way we are now will come to an end. Let's cherish every single moment, be it bad or good, be it thru sweat and blood of our coursework or watever comes our way..So in the end we can listen to the song that our cute FeiBuB has quoted, "Graduation by VitaminC".

GL asks:
wher has the moon been tonite?
wher has my soul been these days?

guez they might be hidden by the dark clouds...

theres a hole in my soul,
whose gonna fill it n complete me?

will u always b ther my TRUE frends?

thx for filling the hole for me:)

tonite, im not gonna cry again...

GL replies Bubu:

take good care always n u ll be fine soon ya~bless:)

as to me, i ll b alrite too..no worries k?

GL replies FeiChai:

well, u shud say tat im jz asking u but not telling u..

the naive me jz curious n wanna kaypoh about whether onot ur dad is so damn the sayang u by giving u such sum of money to travel around~

ENVY U FEICHAI!

anyway, i wish my dad will sayang me as how ur dad do..lol!

2000rm i also kambuan pun..

infact he didnt give me a single penny though!

DUH!!!

GL says:

if tears ll help, i dun mind to cry 24 hours a day..

unfortunately it doesnt help...

i was wondering, wat ll help then?

i heard b4 tat life is jz like choosing a chocolate from the chocolate box,

we wun know tat which chocolate is sweet, sour, salty, spicy or bitter...

somehow thru its outlook v may think that it might b the sweet one , but indeed it is not..

thus, it means tat v r choiceless, it is all bout faith...

mayb i jz can said tat im out of faith..

too tired in browsing..

wat to do, jz let it b then..

frenz, i ll b alrite..

im the patient, but im the doctor as well...

only me ll know the way in order to safe myself..

nua no more might the best medicine for me..

lets cheers for

NUA NO MORE!

thx matez anyway....

Fei Chai says...

Fei bub..we cant do everything together 1 la..but one i know is that all of u can come together to my room then sure know that my bed-sheet is phang 1..haha..is not chao bi...

few days ago..GL told me tht my dad is going to support my gf wit 20k which to let her come ncl to find me and travel around europ lo..walao eh..how come i also dun know 1..is it my dad wanna give me surprice a..haha..this time sure song liao la...20 k lo...syok.. i sure will treat u all for NO.1 buffet..ok... now i only realised that my dad know hoe to msn wit my truefren thats why she knows that he is going to give me 20 k... ai...sipekgaolat...

tis few days Tukau dint ask me for gym also...how can i keep fit a..ask u to go but u lazy..ai..no more nua liao..come on..gogogo...

*sneeze* excuse me

BuBu says :

I am SICK.

sick sick sick sick sciksi sicks isck sicks sick.

AND I HATE BEING SICK WTF.

STUPID UK WEATHER WRECKING HAVOC ON ME.

erm, jus wana say thanks to everyone who was concerned about me. *sniff*

And to GL, mai depressed liao. U must stand up and be strong wtf, so many of us supporting u la ok, no worries hakuna matata u faster work hard i know u can do it. Heh.

COngrats to feibubz on the return of her lappie, now we will all go n live a happy life (well, until courseworks which is coming like in one week haih) and no more nuah-ing ar!!!!

Fei Bub 'shoots' Tukao

hey you...you seriously mean 'us-fatties' ar????mau kena liao la...

totally with you...cheh liao la...dont nua already,dont let other people look down on us anymore!!!

we aint fatties we aint lazy we aint ugly we aint dumb we aint fake we aint abnormal 

we aint backstabbers we aint negative.

together we will survive!!!!

Tukau says:

First off, CONGRATULATIONS to FeiBubz on the return of her Apple which was in the hospital for almost 2 months now. Her bf will be very the happy as well as now they can resume all their *ahem* video conferences. As for the lazyness and lack of attendance for classes/seminars i wont say much cept better go library with this Tukau more often! go there 1-2 hours refer notes also better than sitting at home eating and getting fat! you know who you are, you fatties!

Till today i have yet to see a post by our 20 thousand ringgit man, please, wash your bedsheet, come to seminar, and lets get fit! gym gym! and then post smth with the topic like..i.e 'i ran for 5 mins and my heart rate was 180 bps' or smth lah! dont be lazy! mahuan ar you!

FELLOW KAYPOHS! no time to nuah ad! cheh liao! lol...i myself feeling nuah now somemore crapping....i know liao...BUFFET LEtS GO! woo!

Fei Bub rants....

iam here to rant...arggghhhh..

it's not that i dont want to attend seminars..iam so fucking lazy and seminars are way too sien..

i dont want i dont want i dont want.

wtf..

i think its time to get my ass back to the 'real' work...i must stop being 'nua'

'nua' trend is so last season lar...haizzz

btw,i just receive a call from the fucking apple centre...my laptop is ready..yaya!!!!congrats me..and now my perut call pula...iam ready to go pangsai..

bubye...muacksxxx...to all my true friends..*i mean it.

thanx for being here for me all the time =)

must listen: graduation-friends forever by vitamin c

Lin Lau Hia eh...

TUKAU KHANS:

WOI apa JD JD!? the only reason i wet my pants is purely on the fact that she scared me till i ter-kencing lah, not i orgasm or what siao! damn Fei Bub!
Today i am very the sad..3 of my fellow authors went to eat chicken cottage without me...and my fat colleague, has neglected to tell me that his sire has allocated a sum of 20 thousand ringgit for him to bring his gf over to this cold country....like this call fren lah..eat chicken song song somemore keep secret from me. very dangerous and Phang man this fatty.
Oh, as for our GL realizing his weakness and change of heart to start anew and become a brand new person, Congratulations and gambatteh! As i have quoted on numerous occasions, "Lu um si stupid eh, si kana lu sipek pun tuah!", so now lets show the world that we are not only kaypoh but kek pan as well!
On a final note, i would like to implore to you my colleagues, to study for our upcoming courseworks and exams! for inspiration, please refer to the song of AI PIA JIA EH YIA!

GL says:

who has made our tukau's pants wet!?!?

let me guez...is it JD?hahaha!

btw, thx 2 u guyz who have been here for me whenever i was alone n helpless..thx to all my TRUE frendz..lol.i love u all~i know i hav being weak all these times, anyway glad to hav u guyz with me all the times..thx to all my collegues, miss kuih talam, miss aikun n mr seminar!

on the other hand, thx to u, those FAKERZ as well.. and so i hav learned to b more tough n alert.as in take good care of my 'back'( to avoid of backstabbing n lies) lmao...

new life begins..together strive for our life matez!

fei bub says....it's riddle time!!

one day, when tukao walked pass glenmara (if i spell correctly), he saw a 'hot' chick..and he wet his pants..

who do you think he saw?????

Tukau comments :

Wow you guys really on fire! all hantam onli, siao ehh~
anyways, Tukao is very the sad today. My doggie died ='(
chao cibai she internal bleeding and bled...my mom thought she kena period AIYOYO
haih when i left she was just a cute lil puppy that was so full of life and was always greedily lapping up any attention i gave her. Haih, how i regret not playing with her more...how could i just wave bye to her as i entered the car to embark out on another night at the mamak, gurney and etc with frens that one can't be natural and relaxed with, when right there in my very own house's compound was someone who would have never cared if i looked messy, wore ugly clothes, had pimples, and wouldve simply wagged her tail and lick my fingers playfully as i would ruffle the top of her head as all she would want from me was...simply me.

The simple fact of that compassion of her accepting me totally and wholly for who i am no matter what gives justification to the saying, "Dogs are a man's best friend". Now if only some people in my life would be like my dog.

Truer vs Faker

GL says:

well, im gonna whack this tukau real baddddddd!!!!GL= GOOD LOOKING lah!duhhhhh!!!!who doesnt know tat im the handsomest guy from PIG college, rite!!!

mr tukau, u r 2nd nia!dun kapsiao ceh ceh! u realy hen sipek kiampak!

anyway, today im gonna kaypo bout sum 'so-called' frendship...

is ther any TRUE or REAL frends in LIFE???how sure r u tat u n ur so-called 'frends' will be friends forever? wake up liao PLZZZ..thers nth tat ll stay 4eva!even marriage ok!!!!r u dare to say tat u ll love sumone FOREVER??mai ho lang laugh la!

it doesnt mean tat we shudnt make frenz, conversely v mz apreciate those frends tat v hav atm..as long as v r happy n enjoy with it..then it ll be more than enuf liao, lu lang kong tiok bo? y wanna diferentiate them as ur so-called 'real' or 'fake'!!!!

one more thg!!!who the hell u think u r to judge us as 'real' or 'fake' and indeed u r the holiao-est among us!!! u know i know lah...i mean the holiao-est in acting! u owned the best masks! u shud act in 'THE MASK II'...comfirm hoh kua mia! aiyo, beh hiao kong la...i jz can say tat, tolong u stop acting anymore plz, dun u feel tired with those masks? i realy hav no idea and duno how to diferentiate when u r 'real' or vice versa(aka faker!)..duh, i know im stupid, but im cute.lol..

times ll proved everythg and i (not only me but kah liao lang as well) will keep their eyes long long to kua how TRUE n REAL r u in the frenship tat u've owned!!

fei bub says....

that's what friends are for...

that's what this blog is for...

to backstab?to kaypo??

you decide...

ngek ngek.

watch your back..

you know i know lar...

A Leetle Story

BuBu says....

I have been violated!!!!! I SO DO NOT WALK THE WAY TUKAO SAYS.

WTF MAN.

*jabs tukao*

Anyways.

I am here now to tell a leeetle story.

My story is leh hor,

i became a translator for one day lor.

This girl hor, i shall call her Lightning la, not becuz she damn fast, but becuz if u kena sot by her words ah, damn pain and very de hurt wan ok. (actually lightning and guruh si good fren lai *koff* u know i know lah)

I must first point out to u that she never talk to me in MSN wan.

But leh she suddenly so nice come n say hi to me and ask me free or not.

so i gong gong dai dai say hi back and kena liao lor.

So she send me some phrases to translate and i very de reluctantly tell her lor.

After that she never even say thank you at all.

o_O

Tulan rite.

RITE????

Then 7 hours later suddenly she msg me in msn and

ask me for translation again.

So i tell her again lur.

Luckily this time she say thank you to me after i taught her lur, but i think she thought i con her wan kua, cuz when i told her thankyou is merci, she reply me

"Merci? Just like that?"

like she dont believe me liddat.

Then i dun wan to reply her liow...

i just wonder...why lah when she need help only she find me but behind my back she like damn hate me wan u know i know lah ok i got no more things to say and that is my leetle story for today kthxbai =P

Miss Kaypoh-Bin's Thoughts~

Hi, i am miss Kaypoh and i would like to tell you all a little story...

Once upon a time... actually hor, this girl (we shall name her as AK for reasons we beh shiok to disclose, =) very honest, talk very the straight. If she no like you, she will...tembak you.now, it's the story time.one day it so happens that our lil miss kuih talam attended a very special ASKing class whereby miss AK was present as well.here the story got chikek as miss AK proceeded to tell the very special teacher about our educational system back in PIG Coll which was in her words, "teacher gave us everything, we were spoon fed". WTF????were we???i feel very the paiseh now that my uni thinks iam a spoon fed baby. upon hearing this news, miss kuih talam became very the chikek, she meh meh covered up by saying "NOLA, we is study hard wan"*imagine this in a very cute voice*
but we all know (PIG's students apply) that miss AK is not true as in contrast with miss kuih talam who is A-FIRST-CLASS-STUDENT ok???so,you be the judge.

The birth of a new kamlan Blogger.

Tukao says....

This Blog consists of the compilation of numerous authors which are all, assuredly, very the good looking except for one fat one but he will be thin soon enough. Dont make fun of my fren pls. He is here as he is not only fat...but kaypo as well.

His nickname is none other than FeiChai. Fei Chai is very mahuan feller, he always like to eat and scold ppl for wasting food...threathen us with stories of Horrors of the B18 (whereby one goes in hell after wasting ALOTTA food on this earth) scary hor? Btw. FeiBub will be there for sure so you can meet her there. (OMG i just found out that he has not washed his bed sheets for more than SIX DAMN MONTHS!!! that fucking lasam fei chai...he tot he very the phang...) Although our Fei Chai looks tough, he is very scared of the (quotes him) "fucking orang minyak and he also hates the fucking fire alarm". he famously quotes...MAHUAN AR!

Another prominent member of our group is none other than FeiBub, no she is not Feichai's sister..altho she is very the fei also BUt! she is veree chubi. Note: Feibub is not happy with my rendition of Bubu so here i am again, to keh liaus, add some prawn and egg. FEI BUB is ALSO well known for her breast size changing ability, sometimes it is a B cup leh...then hor..when the lasam lai...Not asam ar...it can expand to a C mannnn!! dont pray. i have tried. sorry to her bf. I very jeles of you.

The other member is very sexy with Looooooongggg legs. she is famous for her kaypo-ness, she is miss kaypoh-bin.She is skilled in the yoga and can do many twists and turns to make the batiao ki. Really wan. *takes pillow and covers lap* Sorry i got chikek writing this part. *cough* she is quite kaypo but she clever to kesi kesi wan but we all adore her for her contributions to our stories. =)

We also have within our ranks a very interesting and amusing fellow, he is the only man i know which is capable of having pms attacks. very very lorh him. but he is an ok fellow la and he goes by the nick of GL!, p.s this does not mean Good Looking. He is well known for his Kiau kiau kachui which i must admit...is very sexy sometimes. He is also a very the fit and thinks that he is the best looking/best dressed male here but we all know that is no other than I! (note: he sometimes has chinese eyes...but on days he feel abit more hiau...Poof! becomes amo kau eyes. vereeee pretty. keep an Eye out for his eyes!

Introducing another GIRL member, Bubu who is well known for her weak neck which provides her the ability to rest her head on other people's shoulder. Dont ask me why she so like that, i always give her kitkat. For those who hail from our lil proud IPG, we owe her thanks for not letting it down with her special walking abilities and File carrying skills. From the bottom of our hearts, we say Arigato you.

Last but not least, Not tall but handsome, not smart but sipek ho lannnnnn yenngggg. ok i am under pressure from my fellow authors here at the moment, ccb them. OKLA i am the shortest, but definitely the handsome-st. further note, i might be in B18 with FeiBub as well...i hope not though. Apparently my colleques want me to admit that i am also very the hiao and like to play with my batiao. I dont play wan...REALLY WAN. Girls play for me wan =) btw,my name is Tukao cos i love tukao songs.

As a welcome note, i would like to say, YOU KNOW I KNOW LAH~!