Tukao says....
This Blog consists of the compilation of numerous authors which are all, assuredly, very the good looking except for one fat one but he will be thin soon enough. Dont make fun of my fren pls. He is here as he is not only fat...but kaypo as well.
His nickname is none other than
FeiChai. Fei Chai is very mahuan feller, he always like to eat and scold ppl for wasting food...threathen us with stories of Horrors of the B18 (whereby one goes in hell after wasting ALOTTA food on this earth) scary hor? Btw. FeiBub will be there for sure so you can meet her there. (OMG i just found out that he has not washed his bed sheets for more than SIX DAMN MONTHS!!! that fucking lasam fei chai...he tot he very the phang...) Although our Fei Chai looks tough, he is very scared of the (quotes him) "fucking orang minyak and he also hates the fucking fire alarm". he famously quotes...MAHUAN AR!
Another prominent member of our group is none other than
FeiBub, no she is not Feichai's sister..altho she is very the fei also BUt! she is veree chubi. Note: Feibub is not happy with my rendition of Bubu so here i am again, to keh liaus, add some prawn and egg. FEI BUB is ALSO well known for her breast size changing ability, sometimes it is a B cup leh...then hor..when the lasam lai...Not asam ar...it can expand to a C mannnn!! dont pray. i have tried. sorry to her bf. I very jeles of you.
The other member is very sexy with Looooooongggg legs. she is famous for her kaypo-ness, she is miss
kaypoh-bin.She is skilled in the yoga and can do many twists and turns to make the batiao ki. Really wan. *takes pillow and covers lap* Sorry i got chikek writing this part. *cough* she is quite kaypo but she clever to kesi kesi wan but we all adore her for her contributions to our stories. =)
We also have within our ranks a very interesting and amusing fellow, he is the only man i know which is capable of having pms attacks. very very lorh him. but he is an ok fellow la and he goes by the nick of
GL!, p.s this does not mean Good Looking. He is well known for his Kiau kiau kachui which i must admit...is very sexy sometimes. He is also a very the fit and thinks that he is the best looking/best dressed male here but we all know that is no other than I! (note: he sometimes has chinese eyes...but on days he feel abit more hiau...Poof! becomes amo kau eyes. vereeee pretty. keep an Eye out for his eyes!
Introducing another GIRL member,
Bubu who is well known for her weak neck which provides her the ability to rest her head on other people's shoulder. Dont ask me why she so like that, i always give her kitkat. For those who hail from our lil proud IPG, we owe her thanks for not letting it down with her special walking abilities and File carrying skills. From the bottom of our hearts, we say Arigato you.
Last but not least, Not tall but handsome, not smart but sipek ho lannnnnn yenngggg. ok i am under pressure from my fellow authors here at the moment, ccb them. OKLA i am the shortest, but definitely the handsome-st. further note, i might be in B18 with FeiBub as well...i hope not though. Apparently my colleques want me to admit that i am also very the hiao and like to play with my batiao. I dont play wan...REALLY WAN. Girls play for me wan =) btw,my name is
Tukao cos i love tukao songs.
As a welcome note, i would like to say, YOU KNOW I KNOW LAH~!